Come on healthy sperm!!
UPDATE, 4pm: Results are back already and it looks like the swim team is in top notch condition!! Volume, pH and Viscosity were all good; good count at 174mil (seems really high, no?) and motility at 90% (80% of those progressive)! [They said they don't test morphology right now since we're not planning IVF or anything in the near future.]
So it looks like I'm the only screwed up one! I can deal with that :-)