Can we all agree that sugar is fabulous and amazing?
Without sugar, these delectable goodies would not be possible:
YUM.
I honestly don't understand people who will pass on cake/candy/cookies/other scrumptiousness saying; "Nah, I don't really care for sweets. Don't really have a sweet tooth." WHAT?? I call bullshit. How is that even POSSIBLE?! Honestly, who would not want to eat a delicious chocolate chip cookie that's soft on the inside and a little crispy on the outside? Mmmmm, yummy.....cooooookie...... People who would turn that down are mad. I live for dessert and I'm pretty sure I'm not alone. I would swim nekkid in this warm pool of melted chocolate if I could:
ASIDE: I would also like to swim in pools of jello, warm wet noodles, or unmeltable M&Ms but that's beside the point. (And yes, I realize I have issues. It's a tactile thing. Don't judge.)
I am addicted to sugar. I believe I have mentioned this once or twice before. It's almost to an unhealthy level at this point. If I don't calm it down a little I'm gonna end up looking like fatbit here.
(fat + bitch = fatbit. Copyright.)
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| Pretty soon her chin will grow a whole new face and she'll have a second mouth available for eating more cake! |
Sugar IS delicious though, you must admit. (Until you get diabetes.)
The End.
DAMN, I want a cookie.
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