Can we all agree that Lady Gaga just might be the strangest possible choice as godmother for your child?
Listen, Elton; just because someone shares your affinity for crazy ass outfits does not mean s/he is the best choice to be the spiritual role model for your children and raise them in the event of your death.
Let's check out some reasons why not:
|Even Eminem is scared of her.|
|I'm afraid she might poke the kids eyes out.|
|Mmm, not so religious.|
|Might be the love child of Freddy Kruger & the Phantom of the Opera|
Hey, maybe this is why the kids like her:
|She's a human-sized action figurine!|
|Maybe the kids love the Sesame St martians as much as I did...|
|Kids love bubbles!|
|Yip yip yip yip uh huh uh huh|